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The Best Puns About Coffee That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud:

• What Do You Call Sad Coffee? Despresso.
• How are guys just like coffee? The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
• Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
• What Did the Barista’s Valentine Say? Words cannot espresso my love for you.
• What’s the best Beatles song? Latte Be!
• What did the caffeine addict name his cats? Cream and Sugar.
• What did the coffee addict say to his doctor? I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it!
• How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee? You channel surf faster without the remote.
• What’s It Called When You Steal Someone’s Coffee? Mugging!
• How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
• Why should you avoid discussing coffee around sensitive people? It can lead to a really heated, strong debate.
• Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they know how to espresso themselves.
• The hipster burnt his tongue. He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
• What Did the Fraternity Coffee Shop Specialize in? Fratuccino.
• What’s Black and Doesn’t Work? Decaffeinated coffee.
• She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.
• You may want to seek help if you feel despresso when you don’t have coffee.
• I do some of my best thinking over coffee. I tend to have a latte on my mind.
• How does a coffee lover hit on a woman? I’ve been thinking about you a latte.
• A man went to his psychiatrist and complained that every time he drink coffee, he would get a stabbing pain in his right eye. The psychiatrist said, “Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”

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